| New Episode: Normal Person vs Nigella | Hugh 2008-11-05 10:25:00 UTC |
It’s that time – the time when we have… another episode! This time, we’re back to testing celebrity chefs! Will Nigella take the same kind of kicking as Jamie? I must admit, I’ve tried cooking Nigella before, notably her creme brulee, and some of her recipes seem to Just Be Wrong. On the other hand, I know that Helen and Dougal, two of our regular commenters here, have been cooking Nigella daily for a while, and they’re really impressed. Obviously, I’m not going to give the ending of this episode away here, but … what do you think? Nigella – awesome or awful? | |
| Fhtagn | 2008-11-05 11:29:55 UTC Seems a fairly normal person to me, and with excellent taste in RPGs. ::grins:: I can’t do pastry, alas. It never works. Thankfully, I have an American friend to do all the pies I crave. Nice episode. | |
| Dougal Stanton | 2008-11-05 13:59:39 UTC Livecommenting: Ice cream! This person knows puddings, clearly. No scales! Argh! ;-) Nigella’s a big lazy pie… if this were Nigella Express she’d probably ask you to use premade pastry too. Pasta tongs! Awesome! Gotta try that some time! Animated graphics explanation of pastry was hilarious… No food processor. It’s kind of like having no electric whisk and making two litres of ice cream. Jesus, the hands fall off. Ow ow ow. Mmm, apples and butter. I recommend Skyy vodka for rolling pastry because they have quite tall, smooth sides. Still, rolling pins are apparently even better! Most important tool in the kitchen, according to Richard Bertinet at least, is a cup of coffee. Clearly he’s not been quite anglicised enough, else it really would be tea. Food pr0n! Re “adding water”, that’s just how it is with dough/pastry. The absorption of your mixture depends on the flour so much that it’s nearly impossible to say. Baking is an art, not a science. Which is what makes it fun, of course. | |
| Hakuo0000 | 2008-11-05 21:12:08 UTC I love the opening sequence thing, especially since you keep on changing it. Weakness: Chlorophyll. Then, of course, the whole apple thing. <3 Oh, oh, classic Road Runner allusion. :O XD; The explanation of pastry is priceless. (Would you like to play a game?) After watching the whole episode and hearing what you had to say about the recipe I find that a person who never has cooked before EVAR will fail at most cooking books. But, I mean, if you have a general knowledge of basic cooking (like the whole flour on the [table was it?] thingu) you can semi-guess blindly through a few books. Gwah, I want apple pie now. ;-; I do agree though, semi-win for Nigella! [Her bwoobs command it.] | |
| Hugh | 2008-11-06 10:47:28 UTC Thanks, guys! I’m glad you liked the pastry explanation – I was rather pleased with it. To be honest, I approve of using pre-made pastry. Life, she is too short. Then again, one of my major cooking weaknesses is baking – don’t like it, can’t do it. Dougal – interesting point on the water. I just don’t make dough often enough to comment. The description of what to do was a bit short (I’d have had The Fear about then), but hey, as demonstrated, it was good enough to get through it. Hakuo – yeah, I agree, you need to know something about cooking. The trick is whether the sleb chefs can write so that someone who maybe cooks a few things from time to time can follow their recipe and produce something nice. (Interestingly, so far, both sleb chefs have succeeded in writing a recipe that’s easy to follow. Where they’ve differed is that only one of those recipes also produced really nice food.) | |
| Dougal Stanton | 2008-11-06 13:01:13 UTC Google Books has a disturbingly comprehensive book on the technologies of industrial breadmaking, with more technical detail than is strictly necessary! It has plenty of detail on what affects the absorption of water and by how much. The answer seems to be “use a good bread flour”. | |
| sandra stewart | 2008-11-10 14:54:52 UTC OMG Hugh – you can’t be serious about pre-made pie dough! That is sacrilege! There is a phrase called “easy as pie” and seriously, pie is easy- the only thing easier is cobbler which is reverse pie. What about the seasonings in this nigella pie? I have heard a rumor that brits don’t use enough seasonings so I wonder what’s in that pie besides apples, dough and butter? btw, the ads are only minimally annoying. | |
| sandra stewart | 2008-11-10 15:02:00 UTC Oh yes, I forgot to impart the wisdom of my ex-mother-in-law! When you roll out pie dough, put down a layer of wax paper and sprinkle the flour on that- Then put your ball of dough on top, sprinkle flour on the dough Then put another sheet of wax paper on top of it. Then roll it out with your wine bottle or your rolling pin. Peel the top layer of wax paper off, put the pie pan upside down on the dough and slide your hand under the wax paper then flip and peel off the bottom layer, Your dough is rolled perfectly, your pin is clean, your kitchen is clean(ish) and the dough doesn’t fall apart between rolling and pan. Oh yeah and the tongs thing? Use a decent fork if you don’t have a pastry blender! | |
| Hugh | 2008-11-11 11:07:13 UTC Interesting stuff – thanks! |
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